|Nicknames||Dankzy, Scored…. None|
|Fascinating fact||Once got shoed on Twitter by Smiths guitarist Johnny Marr.|
Talismanic (with emphasis on the ‘manic’) presence, club journalist and webmaster, Mat made his dayboo for The Elf in 2012. Since then he has scooped award after award (the club Duck Trophy… twice) and managed to mortally offend an Elf legend and former captain to the point that he flounced.