v Sportsman (27/4/2014)

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Walsall Health and Sportsman drew after rain stopped play.

With crushing inevitability, the weather put paid to an opening day fixture between The Elf and Sportsman which was delicately poised and might have gone either way.

After dismissing the visitors for 109, Walsall were 67 for 7 when a final, fatal wave of weather led to handshakes.

Elf skipper Dave Preece and Raj, skipper of Sportsman, at the toss. Dave Preece later flounced.

Elf skipper Dave Preece and Raj, skipper of Sportsman, at the toss. Dave Preece later flounced.

But with Ian Chuck and Chris Hall looking in good shape, and the talismanic Rich Fell still in the hutch, Elf would have fancied their chances had Mother Nature not intervened.

Fielding first, The Elf struck early as Dave Stephens – having spent much of last season on the sidelines – returned in a manner not unlike Nick Cotton, only it wasn’t poor Dot he returned to haunt, it was the opposition batsman.

First he forced Jonny Boukhobza to edge to the ever-reliable Chris Hall and then he clean-bowled Kahn to complete a handy return to the fold.

Chris Hall - three wickets.

Chris Hall – three wickets.

With Sam Stephens his normal miserly self with the ball, Sportsman found themselves under pressure which enabled Chris Hall and Rich Fell to fill their boots, both grabbing three wickets.

Fell, in particular, showed amazing poise with the ball, a looping full toss straight onto the stumps an absolute highlight.

Although, John Preece’s marvellous grub-hunting effort to dismiss Nasser also promoted plenty of comments of ‘they all count, pal’.

As Fell put the end to a stubborn last wicket partnership by shamelessly bullying a 12-year-old kid, The Elf realised the brooding weather might be an issue.

And so it proved.

Rich Fell - great bowling performance on an emotional day.

Rich Fell – great bowling performance on an emotional day.

Skipper Dave Preece was forced to return on a mission of mercy after angering his future wife by playing cricket while Jonny Boukhobza was in magnificent form for the visitors, taking five wickets in a devastating spell.

With openers Rob Hewlitt and Andy Gorton dismissed for a combined 13, Sam Stephens and Mat Danks were at the crease when the first wave of weather came, drenching the wicket.

When play resumed, both were soon dismissed by Boukhobza – who took full advantage of the slippery conditions.

An excellent cameo by Stuart Slater – after an decent dayboo bowling performance – helped the total along before Boukhobza struck again with the playboy on five.

Stuart Slater asks the wicket keeper if there's somewhere he can land his helicopter for the return fixture.

Stuart Slater asks the wicket keeper if there’s somewhere he can land his helicopter for the return fixture.

Following early dismissals for John Preece and Dave Stephens, it was left to Chris Hall and Ian Chuck to try and see The Elf home.

With the pairing building up a decent partnership, the clouds finally did their thing leaving the home side wondering what might possibly have been.

Batting Runs
Gorton, A c Raj b Boukhobza

2

Hewlitt, R b Keogh

11

Stephens, S b Boukhobza

25

Danks, M b Boukhobza

1

Slater, S b Boukhobza

5

Stephens, D lbw Nasser

1

Chuck, Ian not out

6

Preece, J b Boukhobza

0

Hall, C not out

8

Fell, R DNB
Preece, D MIA
Extras

7

Walsall Health (match abandoned, 19 overs)

 65

Bowling Overs Maidens Runs Wickets
Stephens, S

4

1

8

0

Stephens, D

8

0

17

2

Hall, C

6

1

13

3

Chuck, I

5

1

10

0

Preece, J

4

1

16

1

 Fell, R

3

0

10

3

 Danks, M

 2

0

8

0

 Slater, S

 3

0

18

0

 

Top bat: Sam Stephens (25)

Top bowler: Rich Fell 10 for 3

Rachel Hangover Rating: 8/10 (Rough as fugg, and Snapchat-tastic)

Final pre-season warm-up for the Walsall Health guys and gals

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Final pre-season warm-up for the Walsall Health guys and gals

Just days before the season kicks off (weather permitting, and that’s a big permit as things stand) at Kebub in West Bromwich.
As you can tell by the size of the chilli on the skipper’s plate (far right), he wasn’t holding back. For some reason, Kev Collins thought it was fancy dress and came as Ian Beale during his ‘homeless’ phase.

Rob Hewlitt takes the first WHCC Masters

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Rob Hewlitt (England) was the narrow victor of the first ever WHCC Masters, edging out Tom Davies (Wales), Ian Chuck (South Africa) and Mat Danks (Germany).

Hewlitt was comfortable with the course at Adventure Island Mini Golf at Star City, romping around the 36 holes in an impressive 87 shots.

Davies, who led the race for almost 20 holes before blowing up on the back nine, posted 89, a tie for second with Chuck.

Although finishing a distant last, amateur Danks can at least celebrate scoring two hole-in-ones.

The next event takes place on June 14.

hewlitt trophy

Another trophy for the Boy Hewlitt.

Walsall Health athletes throw themselves into pre-season training

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While most of the country’s Sunday cricketers have been busy hibernating through the winter, the same cannot be said by the hardy souls of Walsall Health Cricket Club.

In addition to extracting personal fitness regimes, several of The Elf players have maintained a rigorous weekly net session throughout the winter months.

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And, as the photographic evidence suggests, a high-protein diet has been strictly followed at such local eating places as Mad O’Rourkes in Tipton and The Vine in West Bromwich as part of the comprehensive training plan which will ensure the players are in peak fitness for the season opener against Sportsman on Sunday April 27.

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The Preeces scoop the honours at PU

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Skipper Dave Preece and brother John with their trophy haul.

Skipper Dave Preece and brother John with their trophy haul.

Dynamite brother duo Dave and John Preece were the big winners at the Walsall Health PU.

Skipper Dave took player of the year and batsman of the year honours at the ale-soaked event at the Lyndon Arms in Walsall while brother John took bowler of the year.

Additionally, Rob Hewlitt was the winner of the Fielder of the Year award and Mat Danks was, frankly, stitched up when the club stubbornly refused to allow the Duck Trophy to be done on a pro rata basis, even though it is clearly the right way to do it. But he didn’t kick up a fuss.

Rob Hewlitt with the prestigious Fielder of the Year trophy.

Rob Hewlitt with the prestigious Fielder of the Year trophy.