Josh Butler

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Name Josh Butler
Nicknames David De Gea. The Boston Strangler
Debut 2014.   Appearances 7
Football Boston United
Fascinating fact Travels the country to watch Boston FC
Best figures 3-11     Runs 40   Wkts  9   Catches 1

Not many people can boast about taking three wickets on their Elf dayboo, but that’s exactly what Josh (only one ‘t’) Butler managed to do in August 2014 during a deciding fixture with Highwood Park.

Josh continues to play a few games each season for the Elf, with his best most recent performance against Bharat Parivar in 2018. In a tight situation, Josh cooly saw us home with three lovely cover drives in the final over to seal victory.

83 thoughts on “Josh Butler

  1. Young boiz

    Help me I’ve been stuck in this van for weeks now. It’s stinks of cum and he fingers us every night please help us. He sends nude pictures to my nan

  2. Help trapped in butlers wine cellar

    Dear diary,
    Day 66. Butler has just gone too far.
    He puts his wreched, twisted fingers in our mouth and arses as we beg for mercy. He drinks our piss and feasts on our shit. He loves cum for dessert with a piece of poo ontop (talk about the icing on a cake9.

  3. Butlas wine cella

    Dear diary,
    Day 66. Butler has just gone too far.
    He puts his wreched, twisted fingers in our mouth and arses as we beg for mercy. He drinks our piss and feasts on our shit. He loves cum for dessert with a piece of poo ontop (talk about the icing on a cake9.

  4. Noneyafookinbuisnesss

    Dear diary,
    Butlers gone to far, as he was teaching us he pulled his trousers down and started wanking. A young boy decided it was funny, so when he was about to cum, the young boy drank it. Then he started to go crazy. But then…

  5. Anonymous

    When he was teaching us today he got out his sore, 4 inch dick from under the table and started rubbing it on his legs whilst looking at the boys in their PE trousers. The room stinks of cum and slimy residue descends from the ceiling to the floor, forming a puddle among the ball pit of scrunched up tissues. How does this man still have a job?

  6. Anonymous

    Day 547-678:
    Help. This is an urgent call. I can’t go on any longer. I’ve lost track of time- all days merge into one as time is fogged by our everlasting pain and suffering. It was by miracle that I found this phone, however, I don’t think I can keep it for much longer. Last night he came down for our routinely inspections. Assuming something was off about me he checked all cavities of my body for items. I hid this phone so far up my ass that I’m now infected with dysentery and will most likely die without my long awaited rescue. He’s started to whip some of us even more in his sexual frustration and has started forcing some of us to eat our own shit. The conditions here are beyond awful. Oh shit it’s starting to bleed and swell. The dysentery is worse. It won’t be long before I die. Get the police for those left. Please. I beg you, they need it. SHIT HE SAW THE PHONE AND IS COMING I CANT-

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