Not only does Rachel inject some much needed glamour into the match-day proceedings but is also a major force in keeping the week-to-week activities of the club going, doing the important – nay vital – financials and helping with fixtures and squad availability.

In addition to her accomplished drinks carrying ability – which has affectionately earned her the nickname ‘Two Jugs’ – Rachel is also famous for bearing some of the worst hangovers ever seen in western society which can be tracked at the bottom of the weekly match reports.