WHCC beat Poppyfields by 7(8?) wickets (which is it Dan? XD)

After last weeks washout, the health were hoping the rain would stay away, looking to continue their winning ways. An overcast but warm day meant perfect cricketing conditions although the pitch looked like it could be used at Wimbledon with a greenish tinge. 

Todays stand-in captain Dan Dunn continued the ways of this seasons previous captains, by losing the toss. On a day he would’ve preferred to bat first, the opposition made us field and so we went about our business, knowing that tea would be enjoyable as we wouldn’t have to run around in the field afterwards. 

Opening up for the Health were DS and Josh Butler, both in good bowling form this season, and not the first time the pair have opened the bowling together this season. DS struck first, trapping Guilder on the pads in front of all 3 stumps, leaving the umpire no choice but to raise his finger. Josh Butler quickly followed with a wicket of his own, clean bowling Fletcher. Following this wicket, Josh decided he wanted as many wickets as he could get, appealing for anything close, even when the batsman middled it back to him, however these loan appeals soon landed him a wicket, a questionable LBW decision after Josh politely asked the umpire “how is that?”, followed by the umpire raising his finger almost as quickly as Rob Hewlitt running between the wickets. 

Both openers bowled superbly, getting key wickets and keeping the runs down, DS and Josh finishing with figures of 8-1-18-1 and 8-0-27-2 respectively. It was now up to change bowlers Will ‘Moose’ Lauchlan and Dave Preece to continue pressuring the batsmen into making mistakes, of which they did, Will bowling very well and finishing with figures of 6-2-10-2, both wickets being caught by Dave Preece and Rich Fell. Dave Preece bowled really well also, apart from one ball which almost went for a no ball 6. He clean bowled all 3 of his wickets finishing with figures of 4-1-8-3. Great spell Dave. 

At this stage we were well and truly into the Poppyfields tail, and it was about this point were the opposition captain asked if his 10 year old nephew could have a bat for an over at the conclusion of their innings, of course the Health sportingly agreed. This wasn’t too far away with JP taking two quick wickets, not helped by brother Dave, who parried one for four, apologies followed, Dai didn’t know who was bowling or fielding so couldn’t comment, otherwise I’m sure he’d have a lot to say. 

Rob Hewlitt took a great low catch off JP, who also bowled Wesson (figures: 5-0-20-2), concluding the Poppyfields innings for 73 all out, however out walked 10 year old Rory, and so 10 of the 11 health players were happy to just give Poppyfields another wicket to allow the young man to have some time at the crease. I say 10/11 players because DS wasn’t too pleased that he’d have to field for another couple of overs. 

This emergence of the young lad meant the health had to call upon their gun bowlers, and so Nath Reeves was instructed to bowl. All jokes aside, Nath bowled really well finding a good line and length after his first ball was smashed for four by the 10 year old. The two batsmen put on another 23 runs before Dan Dunn took a catch off Naths bowling (figures: 3.1-0-13-1), meaning Poppyfields finished on 96-11. 

The tea was lovely, with a few players from both sides enjoying multiple plates. 

The time came to bat, and openers Jack Stenson (big hand for keeping Jack), and Dan Dunn walked to the crease confidently, and having shared some good partnerships this season, were thinking about getting the job done for no wickets and as quickly as possible, I think Jack wanted to get back to watch Love Island. It must be said that Poppyfields fielded with 12 players, with 2 of them being 10 and 8 years old. Umpire DS picked up on this and also questioned which target we were chasing down, whether it would be 73 or 96. 

However the first wicket fell in the 3rd over, with Jack unluckily inside edging the ball onto his leg stump for 4. Rob Hewlitt at 3 couldn’t quite get started before missing a straight one looking to score, he went for 2. Last weeks skipper Rich Fell was in at 4 and smashed a couple of boundaries before unfortunately skying one and departing for 10. 

This left the Health at 39-3, and a few doubts of us chasing the target down started to appear, DS starting to make a case of chasing down 73 rather than 96. However, with in form Dan Dunn and Dave Clive (making his season debut) at the crease, the Health need not have worried as the two steered us home after 19.3 overs. Dave Clive smashed the ball to all parts of the ground, finishing on 29 not out, and Dan Dunn finishing on 36 not out, meaning the Health won by 7, arguably 8 wickets. 

A great day, a great win and a game played in great spirits, all players playing a part in the game and thoroughly enjoying the day. Next week we travel to Romsley and Hunnington, our first double header of the season, after we annoyed a good win against them in May. 

Dan Dunn

Walsall Health (DNB) Vs Birmingham Unicorns 124-7 – Result: Match Abandoned

Dark clouds had started to congregate for the Elf long before the thunderstorms of Sunday came to curtail their game against Birmingham Unicorns. Despite having a 100% record at Carter Park this season, the record was almost gone without a ball being bowled as availability for the team was paper thin. The spirit of the Elf though is to get the game on no matter what and with the help of a mix of current players, returning legends and smattering of debutants the game was on and the team were excited, though it was always going to be a race against time to get a result with the weather forecast looking somewhere between hopeless and grim. The game may have ended in an abandonment with the visitors 7 down after a strong Elf showing with the ball but what the game lacked in time, it made up for in action.

1. J.Lester

Who knows what could’ve been for Lester this week, promoted to opening spot and completely hangover free. Unfortunatly the storms cost him a chance to have a go at the top of the order or even turn his arm over, but who needs to bat or bowl when you get a run out as good as Jack’s. With a catch dropping between him and Edwards, Lester grabbed the ball and helped himself to a run out, hitting the bails running in from mid off with somewhere between 1 and 1 and a half stumps to aim for. Not one that will be forgotten in a hurry.

 2.  M. Perger

Speaking of fielding exploits, Mac behind the stumps has been nothing but phenominal this term for the Elf and his catch today is right up with his very best moments. A superb one handed dive to his right and the Elf’s Marathon Man made it look routine. Also with only one bye in the innings, it was another solid showing on a moving deck, shame Mac didn’t get to bat or get the food in for the team but we’ll let him off after that grab.

 3.  J.Bell

An assured debut in the field for Jack, putting in the hard yards in an array of weird and wonderful positions. Even though he was helping out in the Elf’s hour of need, he ran around as if was a stalwart of the team. We know you can field now Jake, come back for a bat or a bowl whenever you want!

 4.  N. Reeves

The ball magnet. If you want a cricket ball to go in any direction just position Nath to wherever you want it to go. A tireless day in the field without getting his name in the book but he did everything but take a catch in the field for the team, especially on the boundary as he frustrated the opposing batsmans attacking intentions.

 5.  R. Fell – 0-8

The Bazball man before Stokes and McCullum stole his idea, stepped up to captain the side and helped almost make a result out of this game. Some quirky field settings all in the name of quick wickets were the Elf’s only real hope of a positive result in this game and if the clouds had kept clear a little while longer, he may have just managed it. A few overs bowling at the end teased a breakthrough but the rain cut short his spell in it’s third over.

 6.  W.Lauchlan – 1-17

A catch, a drop, late, last, forgotten kit, a (very) questionable bowling action, a wicket and some dodgy sunglasses. All in a days work. A close LBW shout split opinion between “Begging” (J.Lester) and “absolutely plumb” (W.Lauchlan), was followed next ball by a straight one getting the dangerous Marshall leg before for 45.

7. D.Stephens – 2-31

Almost writes itself these days, another steady and metronomic spell by the Elf’s chairman and Mr Consitent. The corridor of uncertainty is said to have a plaque with D.S’s name on it. The Elf’s opening bowler doesn’t get half the wickets he deserves for how tight his line and length is, a couple of wickets in this game could easilly have been 4 or 5. You know a bowler is good when 2-31 off 8 overs is described as “a bit expensive” after the game.

 8.  G.Reeves – 0-10

Our second returning legend and bowling for the Elf for what might have been decades. Took a top, top catch at mid off, with the ball looking to be sailing over his head, he plucked it out the sky with a minimum fuss, sticking to his hands like Velcro for Stephens’s second wicket. An over bowled with the rain setting unfortunatly bought no reward.

 9.  J.Butler – 2-15

Insultingly overlooked by Stokes and McCullum despite the fantastic public transport links around Edgbaston, Josh instead had to settle for the slightly quieter surroundings of Carter Park. He quickly started to show the selectors what they were missing though with superb figures and a couple of wickets to keep up a fine, fine season for the Elf. He described it as some of his worst bowling of the season, sign of a good bowler if that’s the worst he’s got and is still well in the Wickets column.

10. J.Edwards 1-7

Was it a debut? Wasn’t it a debut? Jack opened the bowling with Dave and soon had the batsman checking their hands to see if they’d bought a bat out with him, the balls too good and too quick to catch the outside edge to begin with. Eventually one clipped the outside edge and Mac took the catch gleefully.

11. J.Preece 0-34

Stright to it with Johnny this week. The Catch. Wow. A grab with pinky and ring finger on the left hand with the ball destined for the boundary down by his ankle. You’ll have to go a long, long way to find a catch as good as this one. With the ball, another Elf spinner wanting to show the selectors what they were missing and this man had no blisters at all on his fingers. Johnny should’ve had a wicket but an unfortunate drop behind the stumps cost him. Just. A quiet day with the ball but a serious shout for catch of the season.

12. D.Preece

A quiet day for Dai who helped with the wicket of Usman Khwaja, proclaiming that he always goes on to get 150+ right as his bails were sent flying by Robinson. Keep those Hoodoos coming Dai.

The Elf return this Sunday for another home game at Carter Park, hopefully the rain doesn’t once again join them. 

Walsall Health won by 104 runs.

Another sunny afternoon saw Walsall Health travel to Wellington in the beautiful surroundings of Shropshire.  All eyes turned to the coin toss as the Health players were praying that captain Alex Nunns would end his dismal run of lost tosses! Skipper Nunns claimed that he had won the toss and that the Health were batting first, it was later revealed that the coin toss didn’t take place and that the home captain Paul had given Nunns the choice of what they wanted to do!! So with the weather set in glorious sunshine on a hard flat wicket at a truly stunning ground it was all set for great afternoon of batting for the Walsall Health openers…here is how it all developed.

1. Jack Stenson – 43.  A welcome return for Jack after 2 weeks away in Sunny Barcelona and also a return to form with a well-made 43 full of some quick 1’s although not many 2’s!! A quiet afternoon in the field for Jack but he did manage to find a decent spot of shade under the tree as he patrolled the boundary.

2. Dan Dunn – 50*.  The club pro continued his excellent form with the bat with a record breaking 27 ball 50.  Big hand to Dan.  Although he had to retire at 50 I’m sure Dan would have gone on to make a very big score but I’m also sure that big score isn’t too far away.  Not a lot to do in the field this week for Dan but as always he did it professionally as ever.

3. Dan Armstrong – 29 and 1 catch & 2 stumping’s keeping wicket.  An impressive all round performance from Dan this week as volunteered to keep wicket.  Big hand Dan.  A labored 29 with the bat would suggest he struggled to get going but 4 fours and a six might suggest otherwise but it was with the gloves than Dan excelled with a brilliant 1 handed catch and 2 stumping’s off Josh Butler plus they also combined in a run out of the Wellington captain, although unorthodox in his technique Dan did not look out of place and did an brilliant job for his team.

4. Rob Hewlitt – 1 & 3-13 off 3.2 overs.  Season debut for Rob but it didn’t get off to the start that he would have liked as he was run out for 1 in a mix up with Jack (unlucky Rob).  In field Rob brought his usually energy (and sweets) to the field backing everything and everybody up.  In a rare occasion Rob was thrown the ball from the skipper and duly took his opportunity with figures of 3-13 from 3.2 overs at the back end of Wellington’s innings (well bowled Rob) the only slight blip was a missed catch off the bowling of Greg as the ball went up in the air and was lost in the sun and went to ground but it was good to have Rob back in the team and we’ll hopefully be seeing him some more throughout the season.

5. Nathan Reeves – 4 & 1 catch.  Appearance 101 for the Health saw Nathan get off the mark for the season in typical Nathan Reeves fashion with an aggressive 4.  As always Nathan was on the ball in the field with nothing getting past him with some impressive stops including one sliding tackle that Roy Keane would have been proud of.  Nathan also took a catch for the second week running this week’s effort was closer to the bat than last week and didn’t leave any bruising.

6. Alex Nunns – 0.  Skipper Nunns took on the Ben Stokes role this week of not batting or bowling and just standing in the field directing traffic.  Unfortunately the curse of the number six position struck again as this week Nunns suffered his first 0 of the season.

7. Greg Philpott – 29 & 1-16 off 6 overs and 2 catches.  Also on season debut Greg had a very impressive game despite not playing for 12 months with an all-round performance the club pro would have been proud of.  Scoring 29 with the bat Greg was part of a 55 run partnership with Dave Stephens which helped lift the Health from 140-6 to 195-7.   With the ball Greg’s googlys bamboozled the Wellington batters as they struggled to pick him as he finished with impressive figures of 1-16 from 6 overs, Greg also held onto 2 very good catches the first one being the important 5^th wicket for Josh Butler as Greg made a difficult catch look very easy.  Again we’re hoping to see more of Greg this season.

8. Dave Stephens – 14 & 0-19 off 8 overs.  Dave also starred with the bat as he made a well-made 14 to help lift the Health out of trouble @ 140-6 when he came to the wicket.  With the ball Dave bowled well with his usually tight lines and gave nothing away but for no reward as he finished his spell of 8 overs with 0-19 hard luck Dave hopefully next week will see a turn in fortunes for DS.

9. Josh Butler – 1 & 5-18 off 8 overs.  Josh got off the mark for the season with his first run which he was relieved about, but it was with the ball that Josh made his mark on this game with a very impressive 5-18 from 8 overs BIG HAND Josh, it was very well deserved for the man who travels far and wide to play cricket for the Health and always gives his all.  Not to done with his 5 wicket haul Josh was also involved in a run out with Dan Armstrong, Josh’s brilliant stop and quick release of the ball enabled Dan to complete the run out.

10. Alan Dunn – 14* & 0-10 off 5 overs.  The 3^rd season debutant for the Health, big hand to Nicka for playing and making sure the Health had 11 players.  Not to be outdone by Dan Dunn, Nicka was looking to also make a rapid 50 but had to settle for 14* as he ran out of partners but was the second Dunn to finish not out.  With the ball Nicka reluctantly shared the new ball and bowled with great control and was very unlucky not to pick up a couple of wickets as 2 chances went down off his bowling (unlucky Nicka).

11. Jonathan Preece – 0 & 0-34 off 8 overs.  JP was determined for a DNB or at least a red inker but unfortunately for the wizard he got neither as he became the second 0 of the day for the Health.  Despite this JP was in a chipper mood after his 5 course Tapas dinner for tea served up by Dai, in the field JP was superb with some brilliant stops, with the ball JP started well but couldn’t find any luck as he beat the bat a few times but couldn’t find the edge as he finished with 0-34 from his 8 overs.

Dai watch

It was a tough day for Head Coach Dai as when he arrived at the ground he was told that the bar wouldn’t be open till 1:30pm!! At 1:29 he was waiting at the foot of the stairs leading up to the bar patiently waiting/hoping to hear the shutters go up! As soon as they did go up Dai was a happy man and enjoyed a nice cold crisp pint(s) whilst he enjoyed watching an afternoon’s cricket.  During fines Dai mentioned that he like many of use was dreaming of winning the Euro Millions and explained what he would do if he won.  Firstly he would take all of the Health players and families out to Australia for an all-expenses paid trip (even DS!!) secondly he would re-develop the club house at Rushall to include a balcony overlooking the ground very similar to the one that we were sat at Wellington during fines but unfortunately he forgot to put his numbers on this week!!! (I think a mixture of San Miguel and sun had gone to Dai’s head).

Next week we return to Carter Park (minus the balcony) as we welcome our old friends Beaumont, rumour has it that Nicka the Beaumont pro will be back in action and is looking forward to biffing the Health bowlers for a second year running.

Alex Nunns

Tim & Andie Oliver Memorial Game 2023

A Century, a 50 and a 4-fer, but the Health falls short

Alrewas CC (273-9) beat Walsall Health CC 121 AO) by 152 runs

After two wins from their first three games of the season, Walsall Health made the short trip to Alrewas to participate in the annual Tim and Andie Oliver Memorial game. After two wins in their first three games of the season, the Health players would have felt in a buoyant mood. Maybe it was the prospect of playing in wall-to-wall sunshine, maybe it was the thought of meeting old friends, but the day promised so much.

A gentleman’s agreement was made that Alrewas would bat first. This was one less thing to worry about for Elf captain Alex Nunns whose record at the toss was 1 from 3 (would have most likely have been 1 from 4). The 40 brought the Health 9 wickets, but more dauntingly at a cost of 273 runs in which there were dropped catches, near misses and players rolling back the years. Before they knew it, the Health began their innings knowing anything was possible.

D. Dunn (20) – After a sterling performance with the ball that brought him figures of 1-34 off 6 (of which he was the only one who didn’t appeal), Dunn set himself for what he hoped would be a long patient innings to give his side a fighting chance of knocking the runs off. After a steady start, just as he was getting into his rhythm, Dan was bowled by Miller. It was later identified that for the third week in a row, Dan suffered from ‘Poor Pre-Match Preparation’. After a strong start to the season, where he has accumulated two 50s, he would be disappointed he didn’t go on and get a big score that has, in the past, cemented his role as ‘Club pro’.  

M. Perager (25) – Once again, a strong performance by Mac behind the stumps stopping everything and anything that came his way. This also included quick reactions behind the stumps that brought a stumping dismissing the Alrewas number 4. This performance behind the stumps carried on when he went out to open (a role he hadn’t experienced in his Elf career before). Like Dan, Mac went with the intention of settling himself at the crease for the long haul. His calm approach was exactly what the Health needed after a flurry of wickets saw him holding the innings together until he was caught off the bowling of Williams for 25, when he tried to go over the top, but didn’t quite catch it. On this performance, maybe Mac would like another opportunity to open the batting if asked.

A. Nunns (21) – After a mixed start to the season ‘Captain Calm’ strolled out to the crease with an air of composure that said everything would be alright. Like both Dan and Mac, Alex, got into his stride and the running between the wickets was constant and anything but nerve jangling. This was up until his number was up as he held out to Burrows on 21 when he was caught by Cousins, once again when it looked as though he would go on and score valuable runs. Once again, Alex showed his importance as the leader of the pack in the way he manoeuvred his troops, especially when it came to the rotation policy. Constantly changing the field to support the bowler and always thinking one step ahead. Once again a great performance that deserved more from the day.

N. Reeves (0) – 100 up! Unfortunately for Nathan, this was just the game number, but it wasn’t all in vain. Throwing himself about in the field, stopping everything that his way with as much effort as either the late Freddie Mercury or Meatloaf, when they reached those unimaginable high notes, took a stunning catch that definitely left its mark. As club stalwart Rich Fell said “I have shared the field with him for 70 of those 100 games and that is the best I have ever seen him field. Well Rich, that performance has become the norm in recent years rather than the exception. Here’s to the next 100 Nathan.

P. Bickerton (0) – If there is one thing that is worse than making a golden duck, it’s getting out on a hat-trick ball. But that is exactly what happened to Paul Bickerton. No sooner had Paul gone in; he was heading back after Burrows – on his hat-trick – steamed in to deliver a soul crushing blow. His pace was just too much for Bickerton and despite his best efforts to remain in the middle as long as time would let him; he was eventually on his way back. His performance in the field was one to be pleased with as he used all parts of his grand frame to stop everything that came his way. A top effort Paul and better luck next time.

D. Preece (7) – When you’re in a crisis, you look to certain people to pull you away from oblivion. One of these is former captain David Preece. Already matching the total number of games he played last year and after bowling at the backend of the Alrewas innings with figures of 0-30 off 4 overs, Dave went out to bat in the unfamiliar middle order position with the intention of halting the flow of wickets and replace them with valuable runs. The early moments seemed as though he eye in quickly, but unfortunately, the stay at the crease was shorter than a scheduled tea interval as after some good communication with his partner at the other end, David misjudged one too many balls as he deflected the ball off his bat and onto his stumps. A really unlucky way to get out. Hopefully, next time, David will get the rub-of-the-green and he will show what a good batsman he is.   

W. Lauchlan (6) – For almost a decade, the Aussies had ‘Mr Cricket’ in Michael Hussey. Well nowadays, in Will Lauchlan, Walsall Health has ‘Mr Wicket’. Every time he takes the field, there is an expectation that if he bowls, a wicket will come his way. Today was no different with figures of 1-43 off 6 overs, his flight and guile bamboozled the batsman and got him his reward as he had Cousins caught on the boundary for 7. Another day, he could have had 2 or three more wickets had catches stuck, but it wasn’t to be. His batting on the day also showed evidence of improving with the concentration of an eagle prior to its impending descent to seize its prey.  His careful prodding to keep the ball out with the odd adventurous foray to the outer-field. Will looked assured in the number 7 spot. Despite his message of foreboding, his grit and determination proved important and will have done his confidence no harm. He ended up fall on 6 when Williams (who finished with superb figures of 4-9 off 5 overs) bowled Will after a short stay of cultured shot making.

D. Stephens (15) – Dave Stephens has always been a dependable cog in the Walsall Health machine, with bowling performances that more often than deserve more rewards than he gets. Well, in this performance he got what he deserved. With figures of 4-43 off 8 overs, the opening bowler was by far the standout bowler for the Health. The only regret he might have had was that he didn’t reach the five wicket haul that his bowling deserved. To add to his bowling performance, Dave added 15 to the total which saw a mixture of power hitting, cultured shots and the odd two-run shots. Well played all round Dave. Well deserved match figures. On this evidence, the next 5-fer isn’t too far away.        

J. Preece (2) –  JP’s recent experiences at Alrewas have not  been as he would have liked, having conceded 50+ over the last two years against this opposition without much reward. But this year, despite ending up with 0-43 off 8 overs, JP – with the exception of the last over – seemed to have more control in his delivery and caused the batsmen some trouble. Another day, he could have had a wicket or two, but this season as a whole, when he has bowled for the Health, he has bowled with the control and consistency that has been lacking for a few years. When he came out to bat replacing Will, he got off the mark quickly and his confidence with bat in hand increased immeasurably once he had got his run. However, his wicket was mindboggling.  The final ball of the over came down, with no sound and no cheer to signal a wicket, the leg stump bail had been dislodged to the confusion of all involved. However, JP had to go, which more confusion on the boundary.

R. Jarrams (0) – It was 50 up for the Health President – unfortunately a fifty that Rick Jarrams was not keen on celebrating too much as he reached his 50^th duck of his Health career.  After not picking up a bat in 12 months, he strolled out to face the bowler, bat in hand and helmet on, ready to commence battle – for all of two balls, before the helmet was removed.  It seemed to have the desired effect as runs started flowing at a constant pace, first of all with DS and latterly with the evergreen John Nichols.  The cameo appearance ended far too prematurely after he was bowled for 0 by the pick of the bowlers Burrows. However, he showed he still has what it takes to throw himself about in the field and make a telling contribution. Great to see you back on the field Rick and hopefully look another appearance this time next year.

John Nichols (0*) – John Nichols prides himself on being out on his own when it comes to dnb’s.  It is the stuff of folk law. It is a record that is unlikely to be beaten for a very long time. Unfortunately he was not able to add to that tally this time. He and Rick closed out the innings scoring a total of 9 runs, not one of them going to either batsman. That must be some sort of a record. However, he didn’t have the best of days with the ball having gone for figures of 1-73 off 8 overs. However, the mid-innings break to get his ice cream, seemed to cool his frustration and when he re-entered the field of play, he was a different man with a different mentality and he got his wicket after he got A . Walker lbw after reached 73. Unlucky John. Better luck next time.

R.Fell (DNB) Rich Fell started the game on the side-lines and finished on the side-lines. By his own admission, he shouldn’t have played yesterday having a full 90 minutes of a Charity Football game barely 24 hours earlier. But it shows the sort of man he is that he wanted to play in a game that was a memorial to two men that have been big characters in his Walsall Health career. Something tells me that would do it again. It was in the middle of the innings that he chased a ball and pulled up in front of the anxious onlookers. Although it was short-lived, it was great to share the field with you once again Trigger.

The Coach couldn’t believe it when we told him we were six down. He resigned with immediate effect. His request was rejected.

All in all the day and game turned out exactly how it should have been. Once again, a wonderful day played in the right spirit that both Tim and Andie Oliver would have approved of. Well done every single person who attended both on and off the field. Already, we can look forward to this fixture next year.       

Looking to make up for an unfortunate defeat last week, Walsall Health returned to home comforts at Carter Park for the first game in their history against Romsley and Hunnington. The opposition might have been a new one for the club but old habits were quick to come back to the surface. Regulars to the Elf and these match reports will know about captain Alex Nunns and his particular knack for losing a coin toss and this weekend was no exception with the Elf on the losing end and asked to field first. There were varying degrees of excitement for an afternoon burning in the summer sun, Jack Lester though was raring to go, so much so an ill timed jump off the pavillion wall left the Elf player winded.

The opening bowlers attempted to replicate Lester’s breathless start with one of their own but ended up frustrated that some fantastic opening bowling didn’t wield more wickets. Stalwarts Dan Armstrong and DS hit a consistent line and length and regularly beat the bat but finished the opening 14 overs with just one wicket for their efforts. Nunns taking a sharp head height catch at first slip of Armstrong, the captain relieved to get hands to this one after a similarly fast moving bowl caught him full on the nose last year.

Romsley worked to consolidate the loss though and found themselves just that 1 wicket down at drinks. Change bowlers Jonty and Josh Butler, as well as some great ground fielding by all the Elf players kept the batsman from cashing in their wickets in hand though and Butler soon had a couple of big wickets in the second half of the innings. An LBW shout where the only question was how close to the middle of the wickets was the ball hitting and the second a fantastic caught and bowled diving low and far to his left hand side, a heavy landing later and the ball was still in his hands and the catch became the first big contender for the Elf’s catch of the season award.

With wickets in hand but overs ticking away, the Romsley batters soon started shooting from the hip, aiming for boundaries and began to get some. Which presented a great opportunity for Lauchlan to come on and try and get a few batsman out who were going for the ropes and he soon managed to grab four wickets. The first out cleaned bowled before Mac behind the stumps earned the bowler a second wicket with another fine piece of glovework bringing a sharp stumping, Mac already on two stumpings for the season and should’ve had a third in this game also. Lauchlan took the next catch himself, his first grab for the Elf after a few tricky, and a few not so tricky, chances over the last 2 seasons. The final wicket of the innings was a superb catch, at cow corner from a cross batted slog, by Jack Lester, plucking a ball hit hard out of the sun.

The late wickets, coupled with strong fielding throughout restricted Romseley to 161-7. The Elf going in for teas (the ones that were remembered) confident that they could chase the figure down with smart batting on an improved wicket and rapid outfield. The confidence was personified by the lower order watching the batting innings in shorts and t shirts and half the batting order (including the captain, pencilled in to bat at 3) having a beer in the sunshine. Well, it is cricket afterall.

Meanwhile Dan’s Dunn and Armstrong walked out to the crease and the got the Elf off to a solid start, Armstrong bringing up his 2,000th run for the club when he was 4*, a fantastic stat for one of highlights of both the Elf’s batting and bowling in the last few years. He was soon out though for 21 and it turned out to be the only blot on the scorecard for the Elf. Dan Dunn soon had his half century, his second of the season in just 3 games and back to back at home, the club pro already looking in ominous form for the team this season. Nunns also helped the Elf to victory with an unbeaten 50 of his own, the pair rotating the strike well and regularly hitting the boundary.

The chase was done in just the 29th over, Dunn finishing on 66* and Nunn’s 60 unbeaten  Honourable mentions must also go out to a few players who were unlucky not to get a bat or bowl but played a big part in the win as part of a slick fielding unit Edmunds and Pickerton. A great win, and brilliant team effort all round by the lads.

With the team now 2 for 2 at home, attention turns to Alrewas away this bank holiday Sunday, always a red letter day in the calendar for both clubs in tribute to Andy and Tim Oliver, two legends of both clubs who are no longer with us. Rather than being a sad day it’s always a lovely celebration and a fantastic day and it would brilliant to see as many people down as possible for a day of cricket, beers, sunshine, good times and hopefully, like last year, an ice cream van.

William Lauchlan

Walsall Health 119-9 off 40 lost.

Driving in past Lotus and Rolls Royce garages, the Walsall Health team knew they were far from Carter Park but still arrived for their first away game, not be rained off this season, against Lapworth in confident mood. Despite the sun being out and the tempreture threatening to be described as ‘short sleeve’ the pitch was still one matching the early season wet and cold, though the outfield was quick and dry. Captain Alex Nunns walked out bullish for the toss and came back sheepish to let the Health know the toss had been lost and they would be batting first. Say what you want about the captain but he’s certinatly not a massive tosser.

The boundaries square of the wicket were a huge carrot for all batsman, one being incredible close in and the other down a slope on a fast outfield but with the pitch still being green and difficult to judge, it was always going to be a tough wicket to get in on. With that in mind the two openers for the Elf, last week’s batting hero Dan Dunn and new Elf opener Tom Bentley began an unenviable task of adapting to the wicket and setting the Elf up with a strong start. Against tough opening bowling the two dug deep against tight bowling but the pressure soon told, with Lapworth having a superb start with their ground fielding Bentley tried to go over the top and was well held to be out for 6. Jack Stenson playing his first game for the season took up the mantle and tried to get the scoreboard moving, bravely advancing down the wicket to the bowlers but with the ball keeping low, even by Stenson’s standards, good timing carried on being elusive.

With the Elf advancing to 47-1 off 12, the batsman looked to be getting to grips with the surface but Lapworth bounced back removing the dangerous Dunn and could’ve had Stenson not long after but put down an easy chance in the deep. Mac came to the wicket to replace Dunn and soon dug in with him including timing a 6 beautifully over the short boundary. Lapworth came back again though and the pitch seemed to become even more unsettled with Stenson getting out for 24, one of the star players for the Elf last season their should be plenty more to come from him this season. This bought captain Alex Nunns to the crease, who was later outed as dropping himself to number 5 in the order to prevent an Elf tradition of middle order collapses. However rather buck the trend he started the collapse himself chipping back to the bowler for 3. Not to be outdone by his captain’s quick dismissal Lauchlan walked out next, in the brink of his own collapse trying to master the grounds electronic scorebard, and promptly walked back after a three ball duck.

Mac was still chipping away at the other end and with help from Rich Fell, another playing thier first game of the season helped lift the Elf to 119-9 off their 40 overs. The half time huddle for the Elf carried the same message as the week before that while the batsman had missed out on a few runs themselves with good bowling backed up strong fielding, the Elf could be confident with defending a total. Bouyed by their one man Western Terrace of Dai Preece (who’s one man Full Monty tribute at the half way point must be in the running for oddest moment of any season) the Elf got to work and the opening pairing, again like the week before got the team off to a great start. Opening bowler DS and Josh Butler had the Lapworth top 4 out for single figures and the Elf could sense blood in the water. DS in particular finally getting his rewards in the wickets column for consistantly putting the ball in all the right areas, the Elf Mainstay finishing with 3-17 off his 8 overs.

With how well the opening Elf bowlers always seem to start it’s probably the hardest job in the team to be first change because the batsman know that they have to catch up and soon batsman Tanveer and the Lapworth captain Turner soon put all the pressure right back on the change bowlers Jonty, Fell and John Preece. Playing a shot a ball and with help of the short boundarys square and massive boundaries down the ground the scoreboard soon began ticking. Soon Tanveer was gone though and the Elf had an end to work with.

The Elf chipped away at the open end but the saying of cricket being an individual team game rang true as the Lapworth team were steered home by Turner almost single handedly, the batsman finishing with a superb 68*, over half of the teams runs. In the end the Elf came up just short against the strength of one batsman having a blinding performance and timing every ball on a tough pitch. A couple of tough chances not taken by the Elf and one batsman ended up being the difference in an exciting contest. Strong contributions came from all bowlers with Fell taking 2 wickets and a wicket a piece for Butler and Jonty.

The two teams play again at Carter Park later in the season and the Elf will be hoping to make their own home advantage count then. Until then, the Elf are back at home this coming Sunday against a new opponent for the club in Romseley and Hunnington and will hope to make it 2 in 2 at home this season and fortunately without an electronic scoreboard in site.

William Lauchlan

Walsall Health Won (134 all out)

On the coronation bank holiday weekend, months of planning, hard work and dedication came together in one glorious outpouring of joy for all who were there, memories made for a lifetime and all who were there will speak of it for years. We are of course talking about the first game of Walsall Health’s 2023 season  (well the third if we are including the first two that were washed out by the rain without a player making it to the ground let alone a bowl being bowled.)

There wasn’t quite a seventy something year gap between fixtures for the Health like their was between coronations but the wait felt that long on some of those long winter nights and two frustrating washed out weekends at the start the season. Fortunatly the weather for the Health’s match against Springhill was more than fit for a King. Their might be a new pair of royals on the throne but it was tried and trusted partneships for the Health that made this game for them. After the winning the toss and electing to bat, Dan’s Armstrong and Dunn made their way to a bowler friendly but drying wicket at Carter Park. Timing the ball was tricky against some tight opening bowling on green deck, and an unforgiving outfield mean’t runs were tough to come by for the pair. Back to back boundaries at the end of the ninth by Armstrong gave the innings a shot in the arm and pushed back against stubborn bowling.

With the pair closing in on a richly deserved 50 partneship Armstrong was bowled for 18 bringing Nunns to the crease who supported Dan Dunn excellently. Dunn’s eye was in after soaking up more early pressure than the outfield had rain the last few weeks and the boundaries were soon flowing for the opener flying past 50 and onto 63 from 75 balls before the Springhill attack bit back and clean bowled him, an excellent innings coming to an end on an afternoon where no other batsman would be make a score over 27.

From 102-1 Dunn’s wicket sparked a royal collapse on Jubilee weekend and quick as flash the Elf were down to 116-9 with ducks club making up for lost time accumulating no less than 4 new recruits for the 2023 season, bad news for the Reeves, Lester, Perager and Butler (who was particularly unlucky after a superb diving catch in the field. ) There was last wicket resistance from Dave Stephens and JP before a questionable call, and questionable agreement, for another run resulted in a run out, the Elf all out for a score of 135. Not quite where the Elf would’ve wanted to be in an ideal world but every run would prove valuable on a very tricky deck.

All had to go right for the Elf as they returned to the field to bowl and it was another strong opening partneship, this time from the bowlers Stephens and Armstrong who kept the scorers job simple and took regular wickets to always keep one end open. Fourteen overs from the pair bought seven maidens and the remaining seven overs only going for a run each, a superb effort to make 135 look lightyears away for the visiting side. Stephens finished his eight overs with a wicket, while Armstrong’s six overs bought two and set the mood for the rest of the innings.

A.Riley was sticking it out well for the visitors but after tearing a muscle on the first run of their innings and seemed to have found some support when Sufyaan arrived to the wicket at seven and started giving some back the Health bowlers in the middle overs. Fantastic fielding throughout the innings though from all in the Health lineup culminated in Sufyaan being run out after great work from D.Preece in the field and a sharp take and bail crashing from wicketkeeper Mac.

With wickets falling and the target getting further and further away, bad balls needed to be put away and even some good ones. Almost faultless spells by another partnership, the spin kings of JB and Josh Butler made sure there was hardly a bad ball to be punished, both bowlers kept tight lines and lengths, drawing panicked shots from batsmen in need of runs. Buttler finishing with 2 wickets and just 14 runs conceaded while JP finished with 4 wickets for 26 and potentially becoming the first Elf player in history to bowl a no ball on a hattrick delivery.

If JP’s hattrick ball was an anticlimax, his last ball surely wasn’t, crowning the innings and the game with a superb ball clean bowling the stubborn Riley for 27 and Springhill were all out for 100, a 35 run win for the Elf and richly deserved for some yard hards in the field by all. Carter Park may not quite be Buckingham Palace but the Elf will want to turn it into a fortress going into what plans to be an exciting 2023 season for the club. The next game for the Elf is away at Lapworth and we promise no more royal puns. 

William Lauchlan

The English Weather ruins play

Date: 4th August 2022

Venue: Carter park

Walsall Health hosted Lapworth for their final home match of the season. On a cloudy day with the forecast predicting showers later on, captain Dan Dunn won the toss and elected to bat. With the opposition only having 8 a massive hand must be raised to JP and Rich Fell who gallantly offered to help our opposition by fielding until the rest of their team turned up. It was commented by the openers of Stenson and Chuck loudly there would be no quick singles on their arms.

Anyhow, the innings started off poorly for WHCC as Jack Stenson edged his second ball which dollied up to Choudry who caught it one handed at slip. Welcome to the duck club Jack!

In came Captain Dunn who set about punishing bad balls with some excellent cut shots, this coincidently would take the ‘Club Pro’ past 1000 runs for the elf. Congratulations to D Dunn and we look forward to more milestones being reached.

Meanwhile, at the other end I Chuck, fresh from his recent holiday in the savannah, started off in his usual scratchy method, nicking two past slip and keeper as well as gloving one past the keeper, His wagon wheel was once again a lovely example of how to score runs behind square. It was then that the pitch claimed its first wicket of the match, a good length ball that nipped back and kept low struck Dan Dunn in front of the wickets, he did not even look up to be given out before walking back to the hutch with the score at 44-2. In came A Gorton at 4 who, survived 3 excellent Yorkers first up, then set about with Chuck to build an innings.

It was at this time that Chuck decided to start playing some aggressive shots much to the shock of the opposition and his own team. Even the weather seemed dismayed at this new aggression as it started to drizzle on and off, perhaps a sign that this aggressive mode of Chucks might be a bridge too far. Chuck reached his 50 when Choudry made a cunning bowling change. On came veteran T Fell, who bowled with cunning and guile and was rewarded with his first wicket of Chuck (54) when he tried to sweep a straight ball with WHCC on 91-3.

J Lester came to the crease and worked with A Gorton to progress the score along past 100 before he fell to F Choudry for 9. Next to bat was WHCC debutant Paul Bickerton. Paul had confessed to not holding a cricket bat for many years but he soon was rewarded when he hit the tight bowling of T Fell for a 4 for his first runs for the club. Sadly, his innings was not to last long as he had a big swipe at another ball from Fell only to lose his balance and be stumped for 4. Welcome to the club Paul, we hope to see more runs from you in the future. Next to the crease was Mac Perager who supported Gorton and rotated the strike well. With the clouds looming ever closer and the drinks being taken, T Fell was keen to complete his quotient of overs, some tight bowling and an inside edge saw the end of A Gorton for 30 and the elf on 133-6. Regrettably, this also saw the end of play as then the heavens opened and not even the covers could stop the outfield becoming flooded. During the rain break, both teams tucked into their packed lunches (and MacDonald’s) and some enjoyed a brew while watching the Brighton vs Leicester football match.

At about 4pm D Dunn looked out the window at the sodden ground with a flooded outfield and declared “No!” and that was that. No more cricket was played and the match was rained off.

Big hand to Mac who brought some another exemplary box of Samosas and Pakoras which were ravenously devoured by all those who remained and envied by those who did not. The elf travel to Springhill for the final match of this exciting 2022 season…If this season is anything to go on this last match might be one you would not want to miss!

By Ian Chuck     

Poppyfields beat WHCC by 1 wicket

WHCC 116 All out….Rob Hewlitt 23 Mac Perager 20 not out Dan Dunn 14 Jack Lester 12

Poppyfields 117-9….Dan Armstrong 4-24 John Nicholls 2-25 Dave Stephens 2-21 Nicka Dunn 1-19

A tough day for the lads, losing out to Poppyfields by the narrowest of margins, so lets tap into fines committee ( in batting order) for some insights on the days action.

Dan Armstrong (2 and 4-24) A mixed day for Dan. It soon became clear that after his brilliant century against Poppyfields earlier in the season, he was targeted as their prize wicket. A rare low score for Dan, but he more than made amends with the ball, taking a brilliant 4-24, advancing his tally beyond 20 wickets for the season, not an easy thing to achieve these days. Well bowled mate.

Jack Stenson (10 and Did not Bowl) Jack looked in good touch again, scoring 10 runs from the first over, but was unlucky to be bowled around his legs, before adding to his score. A quiet day in the field for Jack. But not so quiet in terms of Bails award contendership (if that’s even a word) Stuffing one of Mac’s samosa’s into his pockets as we were going out to field. Maybe this was why the ball was swinging so much? Don’t worry Jack, its all been noted.

Dan Dunn Capt (14 and 0-9. One catch) Defending a low total is never easy, but the Club Pro proved it was well within the range of his tactical repertoire, making good decisions aplenty. Keeping his cool as wickets fell, taking us to within touching distance of what would have been a well deserved victory. Stepping up to bowl in that key now or never moment of the match, and trapping the Poppyfields last line of defence for what we all thought was a certain match winning lbw. Sadly, it was not to be, as the umpire decided otherwise. We take these moments on the chin, the skipper, and the whole team could have done no more, in what was one of our best bowling and fielding performances of the season.

Rob Hewlitt (23 top score and Did not bowl) Rob played the best innings of the day, batting with the trademark Hewlitt positivity, and bleep test style running between the wickets, his 23 was worthy of a 50 on a less challenging track. Rob also made the shrewd observation at tea that despite being bowled out for a low score, we were still well in this game. A verdict which proved to be spot on as the game remained on a knife edge to the very end.

Mark Reynolds (0 and 0-6) Mark Reynolds picked a good game to make his seasonal debut. Unlucky to be out without scoring, then coming onto bowl at the real business end of the game. Never an easy task, but even more difficult was the challenge given to Mark before a ball had even been bowled. Assigned with the mission of putting Chris Hall’s body back together during the off season. Best of luck with that one Mark. The club’s leading wicket taker has already been prescribed to take a 50mg dose of retirement, once a week, most effective on Sundays.

Jack Lester (12, Did not bowl. One catch) Jack got back on the scoreboard this week, with a promising 12, any score in double figures was a good score on Sunday. Not the usual post innings despondency this time either. Shame really, because we all find the J.Lester trademark “Walk off” quite amusing. Maybe it was because he knew Macs samosa’s were on their way. A vision to lessen the blow of any dismissal.

Mac Perager (20 not out and kept brilliantly, no byes) A seriously good day at the office for Mac. A strong red inker, including a big six, followed by a flawless performance with the gloves. The Samosa’s were a lovely treat too, even though Jack Stenson decided on a novel form of extra seasoning by stuffing one in his pocket for an emergency refuel. Big Hand Mac

Will Lauchlan (1 and Did not Bowl) Big hand to Will, sadly a broken one. But Warrior Will still helped us out bigtime, despite breaking his hand mid week, he was still happy to play through the pain. It was a difficult day for rotating the bowlers, so we still eagerly await what will happen when The Warrior bowls the 4th 5th and 6th balls of his WHCC career…..6 in 6 maybe?

David Ronald Stephens (5 and 2-21. One catch) New nickname alert….DS became DRS on Sunday, with Nicka deciding Ronald was the suitable option for the middle initial. There was a more low key impersonation of Jack Lester as Dave walked off the pitch looking a bit grumpy, after being given out lbw. Dave soon perked up after a “Hug your Hero” session with Jack Stenson, then proceeded to bowl another strong opening spell, laying the platform for a spirited fightback, even calling one of his deliveries “The Ball of the Century” Dave also took a rare catch. We had the usual “How many catches is that for me now” question….well its been checked and verified, and we can confirm it was Dave’s 15th catch for WHCC since his debut in 2006. (15 catches in 17 seasons)…..Josh Butler would be proud of that strike rate.

Nicka Dunn….(6 and 1-19) The man who has taken a shine to 50’s this season. Not content with a 50 for Beaumont earlier in the season, Nicka got the job done with the ball, reaching the 50 wicket milestone with a peach of a delivery. Its been an entertaining family rivalry between Nicka and Dan, who have been neck and neck for a few seasons now, as both closed in on victim number 50. There were several rumours floating around all week, plenty of Will he play? Wont he play propaganda. The story of son Dan being locked in Rushall’s toilet broke early on Sunday morning, car keys being hidden in Dan Armstrong’s box, all sorts of skulduggery was on the table. However, when it came to the crunch moment, it was the Senior Club Pro who secured the bragging rights. In a post match interview, Nicka described the moment as “The Greatest of his Cricketing Life” Also confirming he had “Never felt pressure like it” The final joyous postscript to this Clash of the Titans saga, is the news we had all been hoping for…….Drum roll time

Nicka Dunn “Fifty Shades of Play” The Autobiography, will be in the shops for Christmas. Santa might need a few extra helpers here. All book signing dates to be confirmed. (If we can find a biro that works) Enid Blyton fan, Dai Preece, is already planning to abort his trip to Australia, in order to get his tent pitched up outside the local Waterstones, lets hope he isn’t mistaken for a busker in that Goldfish coat.

RRP £19:50. (There’s even a 50 in the price)… but the smart call is to hang fire with your purchase, its one of those books that is bound to be in The Works by February for 2 quid.

John Nicholls (0 a rare quack and 2-25) No DNB for Jonty, a rare duck though. Based on pro rata rules, this places John right in the frame for the duck trophy….2 innings 1 duck. John pleaded in fines….”Don’t forget I got a 9 not out this season” Somehow, we don’t think this line of defence will stand up under the fierce cross examination and ridicule of a duck trophy speech. On the flip side, it was another quality 8 over stint from the Club Legend, taking 3 key wickets, and 3 maidens, just what the skipper needed. Brilliant bowling yet again….another big hand.

AOB….Nicka quite rightly was in fine form after the game, and decided to set Dan Armstrong a challenge. Something like….hit a hundred next week, or work on your slower ball you might think? Nowhere near…the quote goes something like this…..”Dan….I want you, just for 10 mins each day to stop eating”

It was the same Dan A who completed a fine stint of umpiring, but before he strolled back out to the middle for a spot of officiating, two bottles of lager had disappeared in double quick time. An interesting approach to rehydration techniques, or in this case….dehydration technique.

Coaches Corner…..With Chris Hall the newly appointed first team Head Coach, here is just one pearl of wisdom from the day…Unless you are partial to some treatment of the hairdryer kind, please please don’t ever play a sweep shot on a pitch of such variable bounce.

Nicka Dunn….The Tale of the Tape

Appearances 33 Wkts 50 Average 13.88 Economy 2.68 Strike Rate 30.96 Best 6-29.

And the current Club record holder for eating a full size tube of Pringles in the quickest time…. (9 mins 08 secs) For details on this astonishing feat see our website 2021 match reports v Lichfield Nomads 06/06/21……or wait for the Autobiography to hit the shelves, its all in Chapter 50.